chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

The planet does not need more successful people. The planet desperately needs more peacemakers, healers, restorers, storytellers and lovers of all kinds
Dalai Lama (via chronicillnesspanda)
fvckingdemise:

And the snakes start to sing - Bring Me The Horizon
I cried when they played this song, it means so much to me.

fvckingdemise:

And the snakes start to sing - Bring Me The Horizon

I cried when they played this song, it means so much to me.

rachelovesklaine:

Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between

krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means

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squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

philip-the-nickel:

dirkfromstatefarm:


The void aspect: associated with the essence of lacking, or nothingness.

RAGE
TIME

philip-the-nickel:

dirkfromstatefarm:

The void aspect: associated with the essence of lacking, or nothingness.

RAGE

TIME

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raisesomehale:

inquiringcharlie:

there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

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saidbhinluch:

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

and for those who have just given up

  • fuck

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

dirkfromstatefarm:


The Time aspect: One of the basic fabrics of paradox space, having some sort of connection with death.

RAGE
VOID
 

dirkfromstatefarm:

The Time aspect: One of the basic fabrics of paradox space, having some sort of connection with death.

RAGE

VOID